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Shen Xingxin signed up for a one-year solar system tour in "Space Travel Agency". During this one-year solar system tour, Shen Xingxin traveled all over the major planets in the solar system except the sun. exceptOutside the eight planets of the solar system,linkeight planetsSome large satellites, such as Titan to Titan, have been there.

After returning to the earth, Shen Xingxin can go home after a week of restorative training and systemic sterilization and disinfection according to regulations.

He went out of the space travel agency to take a flying taxi home. As a result, the "body phone" (the future "body phone" is a much more advanced communication device than a mobile phone, which is installed on the human body and relies on human body temperature for energy) called for a long time without response. He was very surprised, and called for a "taxi" on the ground, but no one responded. He suddenly became angry. What does this taxi company want to do? (In the future, flying taxis and local taxis will be unmanned and self-driving) Why can’t I get a taxi?

Shen Xingxin suddenly became angry and asked the "body machine" that had been connected to the network: What is going on on earth? Why is the service quality of taxi companies so poor now?

"Body Machine" replied: Compared with a year ago, there are many new fashions. You must follow the modern fashion, or you won’t get a taxi.

Shen Xingxin: How can there be so many rules? What should I do? Can I get a taxi?

The "body machine" replied: You have to call! Dear robot driver, I want to go back to "Zan Phosphorus Community". Because now unmanned taxis should also respect the "human rights of machines", these robots cannot be regarded as steel products that are not respected.

ShenXingXin listened to, a frown, but still can only do so. Sure enough, in a short time, one flew soon. But the plane arrived, but the door didn’t open. Shenxing is questioning. At this time, the "body machine" reminds: It is popular to make faces now. Only when you make a face, the door will open to let people in.

ShenHang new some anger, but still can only make a face, the door to answer and open. I didn’t expect that there are these broken rules on the earth now.

The angry Shen Xingxin sat on the flying chair, and the "body machine" reminded him: Master, you have to take off your shoes and bite your feet when you are halfway, otherwise the flying will put you down halfway, and then all the "taxis" will be notified to refuse to take you.

Shen Xingxin said angrily, Are you mistaken? How can there be such a shocking rule? I don’t believe it, okay? As a result, it didn’t take long for the "flying" robot driver to remind him: Please take off your shoes and bite your feet according to the current rules, otherwise I can only put you down. If you sabotage the plan, all the taxis will refuse to take you.

Shen xingxin suddenly flew into a rage: this rule is illegal.

The robot driver laughed and said, You are so ignorant. This is a popular rule now, and you don’t even understand it.

The angry Shen Xingxin couldn’t help kicking the robot driver with his feet, but he didn’t get out of the car and grabbed what he could catch and smashed it. It’s the right way to apply for the new project, because robots can’t do harm to human beings.

However, the application of flesh and blood has limited damage to the robot driver who has been connected with the flying steel structure, so he is tired enough, but the robot driver is not damaged.

At this time, the flight stopped, and the robot driver reported: the destination has arrived, and the fee has been deducted. Please get off.

When Shen Xingxin saw it, he did arrive at home, so he went to open the door manually, but he didn’t budge. He said angrily, Open the door quickly.

Robot driver: You haven’t taken off your shoes yet, so I can’t let you go.

Shen Xingxin: Go to hell, you stupid iron block. Fuck your fashion. I’m going out.

With this, Shen Xing’s new command "body machine" said: Call the home robot for me and rescue me. Then Shen Xingxin smashed the flying glass and kicked the flying door. Unfortunately, this "flying" is too strong and has no damage. But after a while, reinforcements arrived, and a life-size family robot quickly ran out and caught the "flying" who wanted to escape, and the "flying" suddenly could not move.

Robot driver: In view of the customer’s serious fashion resistance, we can’t care about it. Now we specially pardon his request.

Then the "flying" door opened, and Shen Xing, who left the "flying", was so angry that he kicked the "flying" hard that he let the home robot go.

After the home robot finished its task, it went back.

Shen Xingxin decided to eat in a nearby restaurant before going back, because the nearby "Taste of the Universe" restaurant has all kinds of dishes cultivated in the universe, which tastes very strange and he loves them very much.

In the future, roads will be mobile, as smooth and fast as elevators, so the "Taste of the Universe" restaurant will arrive soon. He walked into the restaurant as he did a year ago and said, as usual, give me a moon set meal.

Who knows that before his voice fell, a big bucket of ice water poured down from his head, making him wet all over, and then his whole body suddenly burst into fire. Because the fire was so fierce, he fainted without reacting.

When he woke up, he found himself lying in a hospital bed, sprayed with a lot of drugs, and there was a moon meal beside the hospital bed. I saw the waiter of "Taste of the Universe" shouting: Welcome to enjoy the moon set meal, and then left.

What’s going on here? ShenHang new ask "machine" way:

Because of this kind of thing, he can only ask about the "body machine" that is connected to the internet at any time and knows everything now.

"Body Machine" replied: It’s popular to go to restaurants on earth now, and you can still accept it, because it is now stipulated that if the dishes on the table are not finished, the waiter will catch them and wipe his face with all the dishes.

Hearing this, Shen Xingxin was angry again, and then sighed, because he lamented what happened to these people. Why are these broken rules popular? Are these people’s brains burnt out? Will accept such ridiculous regulations, but at present, Shen Xingxin can only swallow the moon package.

Fortunately, Shenxingxin has always been frugal and ordered what he could eat, so he ate it all.

As for the injury, it will be cured soon because of the development of science and technology in the future. I didn’t expect to risk my life for a meal. I can still eat it in my own home in the future. Anyway, there are plenty of fast-growing vegetables, compressed food, bio-artificial meat, and home robots with superb cooking skills. Really can’t! Those at home can also take a nutritious pill that can fill a day.

Shen Xingxin went home full, but this time his heart was clouded. It is estimated that he will not go to the restaurant for a long time.

On the way home, Shen Hangxin, who was full of anger, just wanted to go home and have a good rest. I saw a group of young people on the road wearing strange clothes made of wire, and there were spoons, spoons, chopsticks and the like hanging on the wire clothes. These people laughed at Shen Xingxin: Look at this ignorant man, wearing such old-fashioned clothes. It’s really funny.

In the past, Shen Xingxin would have been angry. But because he is used to it, he didn’t get angry this time, so he just sighed.

He finally came home and lay on the sofa, closed his eyes and prepared to have a rest. As a result, someone called, and he connected the phone, only to see a virtual person appear in front of him (this virtual person is the virtual image of the person who called himself). He introduced: My name is Zhenhesheng, and I am the agent of the most fashionable painter Bu Zhengyi in the world. Now I would like to introduce you to the latest paintings of Bu Zhengyi. With that, Zhenhesheng showed a so-called painting by the painter Bu Zhengyi, but Shen Xingxin almost didn’t laugh when he saw this so-called fashion painting, because it was the level of a few years old children. So he hung up the phone at once, because he didn’t want to waste time on it.

He lay on the sofa, closed his eyes again and prepared to have a rest. As a result, the doorbell rang and a friend came to visit.

The home robot opened the door, only to see his friends also wearing strange clothes. Shen Xingxin was about to say why they are so confused with fashion. As a result, they exclaimed first: Xing Xin, why don’t you have a painting at home? Why does alien travel make brain travel stupid for a year? This will be looked down upon by people and become a terrapin with no taste.

Shen xingxin said angrily, don’t mention any fashion in my house, I don’t need it.

These people discussed with each other and said: no need and need, this is popular now. But let’s do the fashionable thing of being a guest first, and we can’t lose our manners.

ShenXingXin listened to their words, puzzling. I don’t know what fashion etiquette is popular now. But soon he knew. Because these people took out black paint and sprayed it on themselves, they were covered with sticky black paint without waiting for Shenxing’s new reaction.

That’s not all. I saw myself arrested by several people and thrown out from upstairs, scaring the daylights out of Shenxingxin. Is it necessary to risk your life by receiving visitors at home?

Fortunately, the family robot reacted very quickly and flew out to receive itself before it almost landed.

Once back, these friends are praising the quick response of home robots, which is really exciting. Shen Xingxin roared angrily to these friends: You fashionable pigs, get out of here and never come to my house again.

After driving these people out, Shen Xingxin quickly sold all the property on the earth, and he signed up again to go to the outer space planet.

This time he is going to emigrate to another planet and never return to earth.

He hopes that people living in other planets will not have these stupid fashions, because blindly following the fashion is terrible.